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NUPENG Reveals When Fuel Scarcity Will End (See When)
by samdwaplord - December 26, 2017, 10:00:31 AM
Tayo Aboyebi, South-West Chairman of Nigeria Union of Petroleum and Natural Gas Workers (NUPENG), on Monday confirmed that massive loading of petrol was ongoing at different depots in Lagos.
He assured that Nigerians that the current scarcity of fuel would end in the next two days.
“I am glad to tell you that the product is now available and today, being Christmas holiday, tanker drivers are waiting to collect the product.
“Nigerian National Petroleum Corporation (NNPC) is now making use ...

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BREAKING NEWS!! Nigeria Is Out Of Recession, GDP Grew 0.55 In Q2 (Full Story)
by AyoJokes - September 05, 2017, 01:02:01 PM
The Nigerian economy has rallied back into growth after suffering contraction for five consecutive quarters. Official results from the National Bureau of Statistics (NBS) ) has shown that the economy grew at 0.55 per cent in the second quarter (Q2) of 2017, effectively removing Nigeria out of recession.

FINANCIAL WATCH reported earlier Latest survey by Bloomberg which suggest that top Africa’s economy – Nigeria and South Africa who has been battling with dwindling economy may be on her w...

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Just In!! Officers Killed, Others Injured As Gunmen Attack Police Station.
by AyoJokes - September 05, 2017, 01:00:16 PM
Armed men Tuesday morning, reportedly stormed Kolo Police Station located in Ogbia Local Government Area of Bayelsa State.

The attack left a policeman dead and three others injured.

An eyewitness told Channels TV that the incident was carried out by suspected oil thieves.

The Police has ordered reinforcement to the area.

The development came two days after a similar attack occurred in Ekeremor Local Government Area of the state where a local boat owner was abducted.


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Nigerian Killed In India Over Biafra (Read FULL Details)
by AyoJokes - September 05, 2017, 12:58:05 PM
An argument over the desirability of Biafra by some Nigerians in India has been blamed for the death of N. Chigozie, a 33-year-old who came to India with a student visa.

Indian police in Bengaluru are already probing the death.

The body of the Nigerian was found near the railway gate in Hennur, northeast Bengaluru, in the wee hours of Monday. Chigozie, a resident of Hennur, was found with head injuries at 2 am; his motorcycle had skidded off the road.

While the body has been shifted to Ambedkar...

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New Music: Dr SID – Jensimi
by AyoJokes - September 05, 2017, 12:52:25 PM
Dr SID is out with a brand new song titled ‘Jensimi’ .

Listen & Download “Dr SID – Jensimi” below:-

Direct Mp3 Download Link: https://cloudup.com/files/iWwiLbRe7pD/download

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Download Music: Patoranking Ft. Diamond Plantnumz – Love You Die
by AyoJokes - September 05, 2017, 12:50:20 PM
Patoranking returns with the official music video of his Diamond Platnumz-collaborated Single, “Love You Die.”

Listen & Download “Patoranking Ft. Diamond Plantnumz – Love You Die” below:-

Download On Itune: https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/love-you-die-feat-diamond-platnumz-single/id1277232941?app=music

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Download Music: 9ice – Allow
by AyoJokes - September 05, 2017, 12:48:00 PM
The predecessor, Aka 9ice is back again with another stick that recounts a profound story of enabling him to sing with he needs, this track is titled Allow.

Listen & Download ” 9ice – Allow” below:-

Direct Mp3 Download Link: https://cloudup.com/files/i0lSyvdS53F/download

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Download Music: 9ice – Basiri Mi
by AyoJokes - September 05, 2017, 12:45:05 PM
Amid the release of his buzzing single #TGIF, 9ice surfaces with entirely something new and catchy. This shows 9ice is not relenting on the game at all.

9ice feels on top of the game as he takes us back to this new single “Basiri Mi”.

Listen & Download”Basiri Mi” below:-

Direct Download Link: http://www.naijaloaded.com.ng/download-mp3/music-9ice-basiri-mi

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Download Music: Olamide – Update!! (Prod. By Young John)
by AyoJokes - September 05, 2017, 12:42:32 PM
The YBNL head honcho literally cooked up “Update!!” tonight with partner-in-crime, Young John, and has decided to bless us with it, as e dey hot!

You just need to peep through his InstaGram page (@baddosneh) to feel the madness going on at the studio immediately after recording this hit.

Don’t carry last #iOS18

Listen & Download “Olamide – Update” below:-

Direct Download Link: https://cloudup.com/files/iPYHeclEsyS/download

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Eid: What You Need To Know About Udhiya (slaughtering Animals For Allah)
by AyoJokes - September 05, 2017, 11:08:05 AM
In the name of Allah, Most Compassionate, Most Merciful,

‘Udhiya’ is an Arabic term which means ‘sacrificing an animal’, and ‘Qurbani’ is an Urdu and Persian word derived from the Arabic word ‘Qurban’ which literally means an act performed to seek Allah’s pleasure. It is technically used for the sacrifice of an animal slaughtered for the sake of Allah.

Virtues of Udhiya (qurbani)

Allah Most High Says:

‘So turn in prayer towards your Lord and sacrifice (animals).’ (Qur’an 108:2)


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Lecture: Contraception Allowed In Islam?
by AyoJokes - September 05, 2017, 11:05:28 AM
Asalama Alaykum, Muslim brothers and sisters.

# Allah SWT says in Quran
"Read! In the name of your Lord" (Alaq 1, first revealed ayah)
"Say: Are those equal, those who know and those who do not know? It is those who are endued with understanding that remember

(Allah's knowledge)". (Zumar-9)
# The Prophet (saw) said:
"Seeking knowledge is an obligation upon every Muslim" (Ibn Maajah (Al- Albaani:Saheeh).

Dear brothers and sisters: Knowledge is Light & Power....

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How Does One Deal With A Disobedient Wife?
by AyoJokes - September 05, 2017, 11:03:57 AM
How does one deal with a disobedient wife? Is there any dua? Can one divorce his wife if she’s absolutely disobedient?

• The Amir Aoliyahi-llahi Islamic Soceity, Alhaji Leke Shittu-Bulala (left) interacting with the CEO of Loofemsah, Alhaji Lookman Femi Saheed at the Fidau prayer for the late Sheikh Muhamadu Awwal Abdullahi Otolorin (Omupo) at the Tafawa Balewa Square, Onikan, Lagos recently. PHOTO: MOSHOOD RAJI

When you query on disobedient wife, it would be advisable to clarify yo...

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Performing Hajj With Unlawful Wealth
by AyoJokes - September 05, 2017, 11:01:53 AM
My family and I are planning to do Hajj this year, Insha’Allah – this has raised many issues. I recently left a job as an Assistant Manager in a cinema:

Point 1: I did my training at my first cinema. Here, there was always a qualified manager with me who was the alcohol licencee.

Point 2: At my second cinema the General Manager was licencensed to sell alcohol. In her absence I was the “stand in” licencee in.

Point 3: The organisation made most of its money from showing films and only a s...

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Coincise Lesson On Sacrifice And Sacrificial Animals
by AyoJokes - September 05, 2017, 10:58:59 AM

Allah instructed us with it in the holy Quran (Suratul Kauthar, verse 2). It is a strong confirmed sunnah upon who can offer it. there is a stern warning to the one who refused to do it while he can offer it.

It should be regarded as a devotion to
be done sincerely for Allah’s sake Alone,to gain His reward and closeness, not as a matter of competition or showing off.

It should also be borne in mind that Allah ha...

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The Ten Nullifiers Of The Islam Of Tmc Members
by AyoJokes - September 05, 2017, 10:57:44 AM

بسم الله الرحمن الرحيم

In case someone asks you, what are the nullifiers of Islam for the TMC people who are from the greatest type of idol worshippers?

The response:

1. Alliance with the Rawaafid eg. Iran

2. Interfaith dialogue or unity of faiths (Wahdatul adyaan)

3. Believe in Democracy and Man-made laws

4. Acceptance of Human rights and multi religious society

5. Peaceful coexistence with idol worshippers


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"Touch My Wife, I Will Kill You" - Pastor Adeboye Declares
by AyoJokes - September 05, 2017, 10:54:22 AM
    The Adeboyes cutting the 50th wedding anniversary cake on Sunday. Photo: Ebenezer Adurokiya.
    Septuagenarian General Overseer of the Redeemed Christian Church of God (RCCG), Pastor Enoch Adejare Adeboye, has declared that he can kill anyone who tampers with his beloved wife, Pastor (Mrs) Foluke Adeboye, for love.

    Delivering his message on ‘Activating Your Destiny’ at the Throne of Grace parish and National Headquarters of RCCG, Ebutte Meta, Lagos ...

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7 Facts About The Seventh Day, That Can Not Be Refuted
by AyoJokes - September 05, 2017, 10:51:19 AM
 PART of Satan’s strategy to destroy humanity’s trust in God has been to attack His claim as the Creator. Obviously, the theory of evolution is part of this deceptive and soul-destroying effort. With its amoral humanistic emphasis, Darwin’s doctrine has turned millions into religious skeptics and enshrouded in darkness their need for the Savior.

Yet while many Christians rightly denounce this unscientific belief, ironically, many are still falling into the devil’s trap of denying ...

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The Parable Of The Ten Virgins - Jack Kelley
by AyoJokes - September 05, 2017, 10:48:59 AM
A Bible Study by Jack Kelley

“At that time the kingdom of heaven will be like ten virgins who took their lamps and went out to meet the bridegroom. Five of them were foolish and five were wise. The foolish ones took their lamps but did not take any oil with them. The wise, however, took oil in jars along with their lamps. The bridegroom was a long time in coming, and they all became drowsy and fell asleep.

“At midnight the cry rang out: ‘Here’s the bridegroom! Come out to meet him!’


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Forgo Flattery, Exalt Jesus - Joseph Prince
by AyoJokes - September 05, 2017, 10:47:16 AM
You are my God, and I will praise You; You are my God, I will exalt You.
Psalm 118:28

Forgo Flattery, Exalt Jesus

When the apostle Paul and Silas were in Philippi, a certain slave girl possessed with a demonic spirit of divination met them. She was a fortune-teller who brought good profits to her masters. This girl followed Paul and Silas wherever they went, crying out, “These men are the servants of the Most High God, who proclaim to us the way of salvation” (Acts 16:17). And she did this f...

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The Third Eye: The Pineal Gland
by AyoJokes - September 05, 2017, 10:45:51 AM
All ancient religions talk about the light, enlightenment, spiritual awareness; they all talk about, point to, make reference to the third eye.

The pineal gland, is depicted in ancient literature, art and architecture as a pine cone, from whence it got its name. This is reflected in the pine cone on the head of the Buddha, the architecture of Angkor Wat, the pine cone staff of the Pope, the eye in the pyramid on the dollar bill, and the Egyptian eye of Horus, which bears a striking...

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